the-asgardian-tardis-at-221b:

finnharries:

Excuse me while i die of laughter 

This gif is my life

chulacabra:

voidance309:

Choose your fandom starter :).

Aw shit I overslept and now I’m stuck with this fucker. :c

tacticalfury

#you know you’re screwed when a missile is aimed toward you and it literally has your name on it

Irony man

valleypunx:

thefrogman:

*in raspy crab voice*

“So the doctor says to me ‘Crab, you gotta quit the smokes.’ He says I could get cancer and die. Can you believe this douchebag? There is one thing that keeps me going in this pathetic crab life of mine. One thing that is always there for me.

Cigarettes.

I have nothing else. Do you see any lady crabs around here? I don’t even know which ones are the ladies. They don’t have vaginas. They don’t have boobs. I started making out with this crab once and things were getting heavy. I’m like, ‘So what’s your name, baby?’ And they respond, ‘Larry.’ That bastard said his name was Larry. You know what I did after that?

I smoked a goddamn cigarette, that’s what.”

what the fuck tumblr

madturbating:

today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”

museumgrack:

So this just happened on my dash guys

Ladies and Gentlemen, Elijah Wood.

reblog if you’re satan

faintindestruction:

hiddlestalker:

thearchangeltrickster:

productof-fourmexicans:

in-significantthings:

the fucking notes what the fuck is this website

we’re all Satan

and in that moment, i swear we were Satan

neil-gaiman:

thelyonrampant:

How To Tell If A Toy Is For Boys or Girls

Time to remind people…

(Need to remind people from  http://scidoll.com/an-open-letter-to-tesco/)